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On a lighter note…… Merry Christmas!

On behalf of the whole team at Square Mile Broking we wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Prosperous 2016.

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On a lighter note…..

Our claims team deal with hundreds of claims every year and do come across some interesting justifications on the claims forms..….none of which we can share with you! But, there are some interesting ones in the public domain we thought might amuse you!

 

“I was driving along the motorway when the police pulled me over onto the hard shoulder. Unfortunately I was in the middle lane and there was another car in the way

“Going to work at 7am this morning I drove out of my drive straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early..”

I was driving along when I saw two kangaroos copulating in the middle of the road causing me to ejaculate through the sun roof.” (from an Australian claim form)

“The accident happened because I had one eye on the lorry in front, one eye on the pedestrian and the other on the car behind.” (Thanks Sharon Burrows)

The claimant had collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were – Q: What warning was given by you? A: Horn. Q: What warning was given by the other party? A: Moo.

I started to turn and it was at this point I noticed a camel and an elephant tethered at the verge. This distraction caused me to lose concentration and hit a bollard.”

“On approach to the traffic lights the car in front suddenly broke.”

Q: Do you engage in motorcycling, hunting or any other pastimes of a hazardous nature? A: “I Watch the Lottery Show and listen to Terry Wogan.”

The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.”

“I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way”

“In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole

 

On behalf of the whole team at Square Mile Broking we wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Prosperous 2016.